why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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