so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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