I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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