dude i'm inner monologue high
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"