And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she told me i tasted like america
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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