She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.