I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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