Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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