So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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