This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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