Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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