So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Text me some of your sweat
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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