I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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