my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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