Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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