You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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