think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
