guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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