we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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