sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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