Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm like, not good at living.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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