had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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