hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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