how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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