Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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