She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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