so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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