i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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