adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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