Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do plants get herpes?
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