it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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