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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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