in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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