How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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