Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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