so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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