i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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