goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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