so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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