yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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