we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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