She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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