is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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