Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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