I'm really into asian looking animals
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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