Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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