Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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