i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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