week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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