Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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