this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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i came on her dog
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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