he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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