i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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