She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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