just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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