Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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