turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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