All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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