I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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