i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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