Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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