Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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